Another word to the wise

When the driving instructor, at the end of day one of your minibus driver training, says that you need to remember to bring a clean driving license with you for the following day’s test, this does not mean that when you get home after sitting for four hours in a roasting-tin of a mobile classroom watching powerpoint presentations in sauna-like conditions, throwing your jeans into the washing machine without checking the back pocket is a good idea.

Yes, I had a very clean license. Good job it was the photo one and not the paper counterfoil, wasn’t it?