Train of thought

Bother, I forgot this path is uneven.

Quick, onto other leg, regain your balance.

No good, get first leg straight to recover your equilibrium before you fall.

Bother, edge of kerb. I’m going to land on the road.

Don’t break your collar bone, but protect your head.

Sacrifice your hands if necessary.

Don’t break your collar bone, but protect your head.

Sacrifice your hands if necessary.

Ouch, that hurt my knees and both my hands. Wonder if they’re bleeding.

Still, at least I kept my head safe.

AGH! No I didn’t. Momentum… don’t let it hit the road hard… don’t let it hit the road hard… OUCH! Gosh, that hurt.

Am I still conscious? Yes. Am I still alive? Yes. Does anybody care? No, not really.

Well, that was thorough. Knees. Hip. Palms of Hands. And a whacking great egg appearing on my forehead. Not to mention an interesting drip or two of blood.

And before you tell me off, I KNOW I was an idiot to drive home. But I’ve been very sensible since then. Honest, Gov.

Bet I ache tomorrow, though!

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