Mwahahahahahaha

There was still some resolute lack of repentance from the Smudgelets, a residual case of them not really appreciating that they’d done anything wrong. Enter mean-minded-mummy…. mwahahahaha

This evening I apologised to them. “I have been searching my conscience about why you regularly stole money from me to buy sweets and I have realised that I am totally to blame. I have always discouraged you from eating too many sweets. I have put my concern for your health and complexion and teeth before my concern for your happiness and that was clearly wrong of me. So this evening I have decided I am going to make up for it so that you won’t feel the need to binge on stolen chocolate at Music Centre tomorrow”.

Well, wasn’t the tea I served them every child’s dream? A bowl full of liquorice allsorts and jelly babies for starters followed by Haribo jellies for pudding? Smudgelet’s comment was quite telling: “Mummy, I think I prefer learning the easy way than the hard way in future”. Strange, he didn’t finish his tea tonight.

I suppose I’d better put the bucket ready, just in case!

4 thoughts on “Mwahahahahahaha

  1. That made me laugh so much! You really are a very good parent.

    Did you eat all that for tea too?

  2. This fluffy stuff is all a front really, isn’t it 😀 I think I shall have to start calling you Dr Evil from now on 😀 😀 😀

  3. Smudgie you’re amazing. how?? I read, mark, learn and inwardly digest for future reference…

    it must be v difficult to have to teach the hard way when you love them so much. you’re so brave.

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